Hello I am fresh out of ideas and very tired after a long stressful and kind of bad day, so I’m going to make up a story. Right here and now.
Once upon a time, there was a young boy. His name was Toby. He lived in a little house with his two pet rats, Zsa Zsa and Rodney. Zsa Zsa and Rodney had long snouts and beautiful arched tails. Zsa Zsa was a light pale color and Rodney was brown with white spots. They were also very talented. They were just the fastest on their wheel, and Rodney had a real knack for knitting. Toby loved these rats very dearly, and wanted the entire world to appreciate them as much as he did. So he entered them in a rat pageant! They spent weeks training to win. They ran the fastest they could run and they knitted the longest scarf you’ve ever seen. When the day of the pageant was finally upon them, Toby arrived at the pageant, Zsa Zsa and Rodney in hand. They signed in and took a look at their competition. All types of rats! Big rats! Small rats! Fancy rats! Rats who could dance! Zsa Zsa and Rodney got scared but Toby assured them it would be okay no matter what. They squeaked a thank you to him and got onstage. Then the two rats did the most spectacular routine you’ve ever seen! There were jumps! There was running! There was knitting galore! The judges looked pleased. When the time came for awards, Zsa Zsa and Rodney came in third for their routine and were very pleased with themselves. They were newcomers to the rat pageant circuit and didn’t think they would be recognized at all! They decided to stick with the rat pageants and were very successful in their art. They eventually opened a rat pageant training school where young rats would train to win in pageants with grace and dignity. They all lived happily ever after.